Muahahaha! I am amazing. Who else in the world can say that they have had no sleep thanks to Jeffree Star and Twitter? Maybe a few people, but I’m at least one of those few. Yes, I knew I had to get up at 6:30 this morning but I stayed up until around five trying to get #BeautyKiller as the number one trending topic on Twitter for the queen of the club scene, Jeffree Star.
It was fun as. And, although we didn’t reach number one, I still think us J* fans did a bloody amazing job for third place.
So yeah, I ended up getting no sleep at all and in bed all I could think of was other things that “Beauty Killer sounds like” – yeah, some of them were very, very wrong. Like, seriously, my brain is fucked; why would any sane person put a new born baby, a cat and a vibrator in one sentence? Luckily I didn’t end up tweeting that one.
Anyway, after I got “woken up” I got ready and pretty much left the house straight away. I was being a nice brother today and going with my sister to get her braces put on. Haha, so, yeah, I just wanted to see her suffer.. but yeah!
The drive to the city was so gross and busy and it was just so annoying being in the city at like, eight in the morning. My mum makes such annoying appointment times for us.
Oh, I organised for Alex to meet me there cause we’re cool (y)
After driving around for years we finally parked and then had to walk a billion anyway. That was shit. I was tired. Tired and walking up hills does not mix. Why are there so many hills in Melbourne?
First stop was getting x-rays. That was amusing cause the x-ray place was really creepy and I got to scare my sister. I wish mum was more fun though cause I came up with a brilliant plan to make my sister freak out. What I wanted to do was just start talking backwards after she got her x-rays. Hahaha, it’s such a funny idea even now!
I don’t know how I would have talked backwards though.. fluently, I mean.
Then we walked all the way again to the orthodontist place which happened to be right near The Regent Theatre. Walking there made me feel poor cause there was all these shops (Prada and Gucci and all that) and I really wanted to buy everything there but I doubt I could even afford to breathe in those shops.
Anyway, the orthodontist place was weird as. I’ve been there before obviously but I don’t think I realised how odd it is. There’s like, a fish tank and all this weird gospel type music and it really spaces you out. I don’t know if I was just tired but watching the fishies swim around and all that music made me want to just find some clouds and float away.
Ahh, even now that sounds bliss. Hahaha, Blisstonia!
But yeah, um, she got called in to put her braces on and I got bored so I went downstairs and “accidentally bumped into Alex who just so happened to be sitting, randomly, at the steps of The Regent.”
hahaha
I can’t remember much from then but I think we went for a bit of a walk and I think I was just going on and on and on and on and on about absolutely nothing at all. I’m such a spaz when I’m.. haha, I was just about to write “drunk.” Haha, I’m such a spaz when I’m tired. But yeeeah.
My sister got her braces on pretty quickly actually and it’s so amusing cause she’s got braces. I dunno. But we went and got lunch at McDonald’s and they have new boxes for their nuggets and they’re purple and lovely. That’s all I remember from then.
Did you know, I’m tired as?
Umm, after that, omg it was still so early by the way! But after that, we walked back to the car (and got lost, but I knew we were lost so it was just fun watching mum be all confused) and then drove to gross and scary Footscray for me to buy shoes. Me and mum left Alex and Deni in the car and we went and aww, the old lady that was there was so sweet and cute and fuck me, if I worked in a shoe shop I would want to die. Sooo boring.
I ended up getting two pairs of shoes.. I shall be returning sometime this week to pick up some other purple ones cause they ran out. Yay for purple!
Afterrrr that we went home and really, all I was doing was just doing random things waiting for the Wizards of Waverly Place Movie to start. Haha, oh, do you know how happy I was that Alex was there to watch it too?
But gosh! That movie was really good. It’s kinda weird though cause there was no laugh track so it was like, yeah, but I got over that pretty quickly. Oh, I just remembered that the Hannah Montana Movie also lacked a laugh track.. hm. OH! Why do all TV show movies end up really sad? Like, WOWP was totally sad and emotional and if I wasn’t so tired and I was alone I probably would have cried.
Great movie though. I can’t wait to get it for Christmas *hint hint*
Um.. yeah… then we watched a bit more Disney Channel.. oh yeah, we spent like, the whole afternoon watching Phineas and Ferb. It was great. I really like watching Disney with Alex for some reason.. hahaha.
But yes! After Alex went home I slept for about half an hour.. but it didn’t really do anything. I’m so tired and I feel like I’ve died! Yay!
All because of one pink-haired, fierce cunt.
So, I felt really boring last night and decided that I was over having all the things on my computer either black or gray or whatever, so, I’ve gone and fagged up everything and made it all pink!
Do you love that I’ve made everything pink and fun?
Sooooooooo yeah. Um. I have no thoughts. My head is just too tired to think and yeah. Forgive me.
Today I learned that, unless you wanna feel like death for the whole day, it’s probably better to get off the computer and go to bed.. I mean, it’s just a trending topic after all.
Aw, but he’s so cute and excited!
As you were.
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